Day 1 of Chilean adventure #2

The flight was uneventful and, though I did miss the pleasure of seeing the Andes below, my aisle seat was a lifesaver—my back will surely thank me for the multiple stretching sessions I indulged in every few hours.

I was a bit nervous when I disembarked—I never like going through customs and I was carrying a huge bag of goodies selected by someone else. Chile is very proud and protective of its pest-free environment, so the department of agriculture’s checkpoint is even more severe that the police/security check.

The bad news was that the, very kind, gentleman at the gate noticed that my arrival the preceding year coincided with the quake: a period during which they were waiving the reciprocity fee. So this time, I had to pony up USD132 to get in, ouch. Well, at least it’s good for a while, so I guess I just have to come back now 😉

The good news is that, though I checked the “yes, I think I’m carrying weird shit” box on the declaration form, after a few quick questions and zero inspection, I was officially In Chile.

A’s warm greeting was much appreciated. I had the honour of being the first of our northerly bunch to actually meet his girlfriend, and she’s very nice: she spent half the time trying to set me up with someone she knew to get a rebate on a phone, a simcard, pretty much everything I’d be looking for.

A and his chicitita chica

We took a regular city bus to the centre, which dropped us of at the Pajaritos (the birds) metro station on the western tip of the system. The ride was a bit of a pain with all the luggage, and the walk from Nuble to our destination seemed a lot longer than usual, but soon we were greeted by a friendly family, at L and A’s grandmother’s.

After chatting, lunching and showering, I found I still had energy to get some stuff done so I enquired on the best way to get to the corner of Irarrazaval and Pedro de Valdivia. My goal: the offices of the Servicio d’Impuestos Internos (SII). I don’t know if it’s a residue from the Pinochet days, but the bureaucracy in Chile is at times rather heavy. The RUT, Chile’s version of a social security number, is used for tax purposes… and a whole lot more. You use your RUT when setting up a phone, when registering to get newspaper deliveries and generally for lots of things that seem a little creepy to me.

I’d been thinking of opening a bank account and getting a phone, and maybe more involved things in the future, and a RUT would be most useful. So, I got a lift in a comuno—a cross between a taxi and a bus, basically a taxi with a fixed route—to someplace near my destination. I was hoping to get there before 4pm, since government offices have a tendency to close up shop nice and early, and was shaving it a bit close.

I made it to the SII in time… but I think I’d just picked that deadline straight out of the post-flight haze enveloping my head. Office hours: 09h00 to 14h00. I was two hours late, hum.

I knew the Irarrazaval metro station was somewhere west, so I decided to take my first independent ride on un micro (the bus, but the intra-city type). For something that’s supposed to be micro, these things are huge jointed beasts with four (or more?) sets of doors.

It wasn’t too obvious which bus I should be taking. They all have little signs detailing their route but since the street and the subway station have the same name, it wasn’t all that clear.

I asked a girl who basically said, “yeah, it’s one of the buses at least, not sure which… check the signs”. Ok. Took my chances on the fourth bus to show up—the 403 I believe—and asked the driver. Yep, stops at both Irarrazaval and Santa Lucia. The bus was spacious and seemed to have more standing room than seats. A street vendor embarked and offered a platter of dulces and chocolate bars around, then decided to hover around me for some reason.

Santa Lucia would be closer to downtown, but I was eager to get back to the familiar so when I saw a bunch of people getting off, I headed to the front of the bus. Seeing me, the driver remember my question and asked “el metro?” . Yeah, was the right place.

The original plan was to stop of at Chucrut—a small bar in barrio Brasil that we were fond of last time around—and have a cerveza on the terasse. But the grey weather and the advancing day was telling me barrio Brasil wouldn’t be all that fun today. So I randomly hoped off at Universidad de Chile, hoping to take in a little crowd action by walking the pedestrian streets towards Plaza de Armas.

A little too empty...?

As I walked down the street, I felt that something was wrong. Less population because it was a grey Monday made sense, but this was almost empty and seemed more downtrodden than I remembered.

Finally, it dawned on my that I was heading the wrong way—south—which explained everything.

Aaaahumeda, this is more like it!

Behind La Moneda on a grey day

A quick stop at the St*rbucks, near La Moneda, to get some connectivity and caffeine and I headed out to the pedestrian Ahumada… that was much better—lots of people (relatively) bad weather notwithstanding. Wandered up to Plaza de Armas, where a street comedian was performing bits about Adam&Eve for a large crowd… Not my style, and I was having trouble catching onto the subtleties, so I decided to go eastward and check out the patios on Pio Nono.

So then Adam sayz, he sayz to her, he sayz...

Got my first litre of Escudo at Bar La Nona. They also have wifi, which I can’t seem to get enough of, though it took me four attempts to get the key right: jorge! A dancing drummer stopped by and spun around wildly as he played his funky beat, coming within a foot of smashing a few people with his basedrum.

Cuidado: spinning drummer!

I don’t know if it was fatigue, but that litre hit me pretty hard and I ambled back down to baquedano station and went to the temporary HQ in Nunoa.

The evening is always a bit of a party in these parts, and a bunch of family were around chatting and having la onces (the elevens, a late night snack). Ariel, a cousin (or is it nephew?) that we’d met and had fun with last time around, came by and got to practice his English with me a bit. He insisted I walk down the street to meet his brother, Jorge (a name I now know how to spell, heh), which was fine by me but it turns out he was in the neighbourhood attending a wake.

We walked a few streets and came upon a group of around 60 people, standing outside talking, who had come for the wake of a well-loved local granddad. I met Jorge, as well as a few friends. A nice bunch but I was glad to have been introduced as a family friend, as the youths had a certain air of… let’s say danger. They all expressed surprise that L would “let me” make this trip alone, an attitude far removed from my own but I caught on to why their pololas might not be so open to the idea… it took all of two minutes for a few of them to offer to hook me up with some nice local chicas!

After a while, Jorge and Peter offered to take me out on the town Wednesday evening. I was unsure but accepted the offer, hoping I’d get to see some sides of Santiago normally unavailable. On the way back, Ariel made sure that I was actually interested, and not simply pressured into it, and reassured me that they were both straight up guys. Well, his brother anyway… should be interesting.