Days 8-12: Visiting presidents and setting precedents

My second week began with the visit of President Obama to Santiago. There was a ton of activity, traffic disruptions and lots of action… all of which I completely ignored, enjoying the tranquillity of my new home.

Air show over Santiago

Tranquillity… something a little relative I guess because in lieu of constant visitors, being on the fourth floor facing Santo Domingo, I got to enjoy the sound of buses, police cars, garbage trucks (always in the middle of the night) and the odd vendor or crazy person. But I was so happy about having my own space again that all that was easily ignored.

My nightly visitor

Spent the first few days taking aimless walks to discover the area. To the east, there’s a park and pathway used by cyclists and joggers that leads straight to Baquedano metro and the Bella Vista area.

long park
Road to Partytown

Two blocks north, on Mac Iver, I discovered a sweet little store that specializes in vintage comics and films, mainly horror and science fiction. Horray! I bought five little sci-fi books in spanish, and started eating them up by the pool. I would return a few times to buy more, getting a chuckle out of the owner–a tiny be-speckled woman with a permanent smile–when I commented that the books were like chips for the mind: not all that healthy, but tasting great and difficult to stop consuming.

My source of spanish sci-fi 🙂

I stopped at The Clinic–a resto-bar, one block south on Monjitas next to the Bellas Artes metro station–for supper and found it to be a relaxed and interesting place. The Clinic began as a humoristic magazine with a strong political slant (it’s named for some place in London where Pinochet wound up), which then proceeded to open a shop and finally expanded into a bar.

First of many times interned at The Clinic

The walls are covered with magazines, a bunch of funny “Sabia usted que: …” (did you know that…) most of which I simply don’t get, and photos of politicians with captions that I do get and can be pretty hilarious. Even the menu is an entertaining read.

the clinic
The Clinic, entrance

I’d return to The Clinic many times, almost always striking up a conversation with some friendly neighbours. I met one group, who were celebrating a birthday, and they invited me to come back the next day as it would be the bar’s first anniversary party. When I returned the following day, it took a while to locate them, as they were all on the third floor (which I didn’t know existed yet) enjoying the private, bar-open, party. Somehow, they got me onto the list and I got a nice little bracelet along with the right to a piece of the cake and a whole lot of pisco.

Clinic Anniversary party

clinic floor 3
Clinic party, 3rd floor

Though The Clinique is one of the more expensive bars I’d hang out in, alcohol here is always pretty cheap and the barman are generous… way generous. When you order a piscola (pisco and, surprise, cola), they basically fill an 8 or 10 ounce glass with pisco, and hand you a bottle of coke. Those first sips, when there’s hardly anything but pisco in the glass, are really something… oof.

clinic barman
Clinic barman, apparently putting on lipstic

The party was a blast, with a good people, a lot of Chilean music, cueca (the national dance), pinatas and great deal of drinking.

bellas artes museum
Bellas Artes museum
Park by bellas artes
Park/path from bellas artes to baquedano

Spent most of the week walking around, and stopping for drinks.  Visited Oxido bar, in BellaVista, for a Chileno metal show.  Pretty good music, and I spent some nice time with the singer from one of the bands, but the ambiance was kind of weird with everybody doing a whole lot of standing around–no dancing, no pit, just vague head motion.  Would be my only stay at Oxido for this trip.

oxishow
Show @ Oxido

Day 7: Home Sweet Home

Got up, with a little difficulty, in time for checkout. I’d gotten a call the day before from Andres, the owner of my supposed apartment-to-be. A bit hungover, and underestimating the time it would take me to get my stuff in Nunoa and return to the centre, I was late. I messaged Andres to inform him, and he in turn messaged me that he’d be late, and it all wound up being a lot of waiting.

However, it was well worth it. The building was actually one I’d visited and enquired about during my walking tour of the city a few days earlier. Superbly located, right in the centre between Bellas Artes and Plaza de Armas metro stations, but a little north of the downtown core where I hoped there’d be a little less constant activity so that I could get a little rest when needed.

Andres, a nice guy who insisted on using his perfect english most of the time, finally arrived and gave me the grand tour of the building. Entrance, bicycle parking, laundromat, terrace on the roof with incredible view, pool and gym… wow.

On top of the world: view from the building

Finally, we came into the small apartment. Perfect! A nice kitchenette, two beds, a table, a bathroom… pretty much everything I could possibly need during the month.

My home-sweet-home: perfect!
kitchen
Kitchen: source of a balanced meals

Andres had forgotten the contract we were supposed to sign, which made me suspicious again, but sent me an “email receipt” for the rent. When he gave me the keys and finally left, I was happy and relieved. This was the cheapest apartment I’d found, and yet it was perfect and, most importantly, perfectly located.

I headed down to the Santa Isabel, the nearest supermarket only three blocks away, got some supplies and had a relaxed celebration in my new home.

pool with a view
A pool with a view
topotheworld
Feelin' on top-o-the-world

Day 6: In the Casa

Saturday morning came way too early, sun shining through the thin curtains of the dorm room. I got up, thinking I might eat and give everyone time to get up and out and perhaps return for a bit of recuperation.

Casa Roja backyard

The first thing I did was go to the lobby and buy a ticket for the desayuno de la casa (con tocino), the biggest breakfast available (with bacon, please). I also asked if there was a chance of upgrading to a private room, there was no way I’d survive another dorm-room night. I was in luck, a private room (shared bathroom) would be available by one and I jumped at the chance.

The breakfast was good, though the eggs and bacon tasted like they’d been marinating in salt for a few days—perhaps it’s a way of helping partygoers with their water retention.

Ah, a private room 🙂

Spent most of the day by, and sometimes in, the pool at the Casa Roja. As usual, the place was filled with people from all parts. The german/norweigian team were nursing hangovers after an interesting evening (I met three of them coming back when I got up, around 08h00). Met some Israelis, a nice bunch but so aggressively on the prowl that they created a void of females around them wherever they went.

The most interesting conversations were with Margot—a repentant accountant from New Zealand—and Oliver, an American economist of some sort. Oliver was also a cyclist, who been to La Paz to train for upcoming competitions (great place, due to the altitude) but wound up taking a break from the drudgery of his work and staying in Cuzco, Peru, working as a cycle tour guide.

Afternoon by the pool

By the evening, Tom—a brit and the most interesting soldier I’ve ever met—joined our little group. He almost convinced me to head to Cambodia, describing in fascinating detail this remote beach which is officially a Cambodian naval base but basically one boat that maintains a few land-to-air defence canons and plays volleyball on the beach all day. Apparently, some computer geeks leased out the beach for 100 years at a ridiculously low price, built a few huts, and rent them out to tourists. Sounded like a weird and interesting paradise, somewhat like that “The Beach” movie. Maybe next year 😉

By the time it was dark, Margot, Oliver, Tom and I were well acquainted and having a good time, but for the exception of the participation of the Casa Roja resident barman. That guy started off as an interesting voice in the mix, if a bit overly sarcastic, but as the percentage of alcohol in his blood rose, so did his need for attention—at any cost. He became disruptive, with attempt to shock everyone with nonsensical, but distasteful and downright gross comments about molesting teens and shit. The guy needs some help, but it wasn’t going to come from us. We ditched him, and the Casa Roja, and hit the town, heading to Bella Vista by cab.

Oliver and Tom, on Pio Nono in BellaVista

We hit a few bars, where Oliver insisted on ordering the drinks and getting charged absolutely insane prices. After a few times, I took care of it and costs magically went down.

By four or five in the morning, I headed back to the casa, leaving the group in Tom’s capable hands. As I arrived, I met up with the Casa’s official cook and organizer of barbecues—a nice kiwi who’s easy to get along with. We decided to share a beer, and soon enough there were about 8 people re-opening the bar out back. My friendly cook was acting a little drunkenly weird, though, and started getting aggressive. At one point, he actually pushed me—as a “joke”–but I was a little drunk myself and reacted by bodyslamming the guy. He literally flew away, smashed into the wall and fell to the floor. Everybody turned to the scene, surprised. I realized I’d put a little more juice into it than intended, and rushed to help him back up, apologizing. His eyes were wide and his was a little freaked out, unsure if I was going to help him or pound him. I tried to reassure him, helped him up. Stayed another few minutes to ensure all was well, but that was enough for me and I headed to bed shortly thereafter.

Day 5: An apt and time off

Leaving Nunoa with A and his xanxita 😉

After another tough night, I got up hoping that today—the last official weekday of my vacation time—I would finally close some deal for an apartment. I had to call Sheryl (the apt @ LaMoneda) and wanted to get some time off downtown by booking a few nights at La Casa Roja. I was getting tired of the never-ending apt hunt, especially since everyday that went by meant another day of feeling like everyone in Nunoa and back home was worried and trying to help out. The upside was that as time was running out, apartments por diarios (paid per day) started coming into range.

In any case, if nothing else worked out, I thought I might risk doing the thing through HomeChile. In the end, even if I lost the entire deposit, it would be a price similar to an apart-hotel.

Hit the road and started with La Casa Roja. One thing I noticed: it’s better to get off at Los Heroes and walk west on O’Higgins, to Av. Brasil, and then walk up north directly. Going straight north, you wind up in some less hospitable areas…

Brasil Ave and Agustinas

Book a shared room for that night and the next (Friday and Saturday). I’d been promised a night on the town on Friday by my new pals from Bar La Nona… not sure I could take it tonight, but either way I’d get some time out of the family action in Nunoa.

Aaah... Back yard, Casa Roja

Was told the best way back to the Casa late would be by taxi: Brasil avenue is a street with a few bars, passed Agustina, but below is mainly a slew of tiny stores selling hydraulic machine parts, tires, car parts and gaskets… It must be quite dead at night.

Shops on Brasil Ave

Typical example of the very specialized minishops

The call to Sheryl went in what I was coming to think of as classic Chileno fashion: suddenly things had changed, nothing was available and I should just forget it. Hard to count on anything, in these parts. “We’ll come pick you up on Wednesday”, mmhm. “Walk down three blocks”, yeah. “Use your phone number as the PIN”, sure. “Call tomorrow”, ok. It seems a grain, or ten, of salt must be added to every statement relating to the future.

La Moneda, down below
La Moneda, up top

Sick of the equivocation, I went from Los Heroes, in barrio Brasil, to Los Leones, in Providencia, and the offices of HomeChile. Was so tired of it all, I decided to take the risk, without even seeing the apartment—even if they were starting to raise the pressure with the “other people are interested” line. Murgh.

HomeChile's spartan offices

HomeChile wanted to take the whole sum: fee, deposit and monthly rent for the owner. However, they’d only provide a receipt for the first two, and transfer the rest of the cash to the proprietor. Uh, no thanks. I gave them what they’d provide a paper trail for, and would pay the owner on Sunday, when I’d actually get the key to the place.

Took a few subtle pics of the office, and swiped the owners phone number and RUT from the computer screen by entering it in my phone like a text message. Yeah, a little paranoid, but it’s a good chunk of cash with little of anything real in hand for the moment.

A little stressed, but very happy the apt hunting might be over, I left Providencia for a little pre-Friday night downtime in Nunoa. After that, the Casa Roja seemed oddly empty.

The I've-got-an-apt dance of joy
Shared Room @ Casa Roja... hmmmm.

I went out back for a cerveza and a little time to collect my thoughts. The minibar by the pool had only a handful of patrons, and the actual bar was completely shut down. A small group of germans were the single source of life but their circle was slowly growing.

Seems most people were partying elsewhere tonight. Actually, you could hear the activity beyond the Casa walls and, in a quick tour of the block, I found people everywhere. The patios on Brasil were full, but so were most of the street corners and the park. Around 11pm , screaming and giggling children were on the slides and swings, while globs of teens agglomerated around most of the park benches, laughing and drinking beer, some playing music.

At the Casa, the bar man was morose and wasn’t helping the atmosphere with his complaints about low turnout, places he never wanted to go back to, and life in general. That was my queue to head out for a snack before calling it a night. I ambled down Brasil Av. a bit, stopped at the Blondie Snack Bar and ordered a napolitana pizza and coca light.

As I was sipping my coke, waiting for the food, that same group of germans showed up. The troupe had grown to 11, and included two Norwegian girls, one Canadian from T.O. and a Chilean. They promptly merged my table on the patio with two others and I was suddenly part of the gang.

A friendly and festive group, the germans had met in Valparaiso where most are studying mechanical engineering and pretty much everyone but Shane, the canadian, was in Santiago for some sort of bal-en-blanc: a rave-type affair where everybody dresses in white, to be held the following night two clicks north in an old train station. I was invited, tongue-in-cheek, to join that party—everyone seemed to know I wouldn’t have much white in my wardrobe. Shane, who was only part of the band that night, tried his best to chat with me from across the table but had lost his voice from partying the night(s) before so we basically did a bit of smile and nod and left it at that.

I was discreetly handed a small roll of paper and told it was Alex’s–the guy to my right–birthday and that on the signal, we should all throw him a little surprise. Shortly after the beers arrived, it was time. I obliged, and threw my roll which bounced off his head without unfurling. The others were more successful, namely because they were throwing confetti. Lots and lots of confetti.

Alex, the birthday boy, trying to lose a little confetti

The small mounds accumulating on the ground around Alex didn’t seem to bother the Blondie staff, but I felt a little awkward about the mess. At least they, unlike me by this point, were drinking heavily so I figured it would be all good. Still, I made excuses for the mess to the waitress and gave her a good tip to compensate a little. She didn’t seem to care about that either.

Back at the table, the booze was flowing and the conversation bouncing around many subjects but always returning to the big party set for the next night. At first, one of the Norwegian girls—studying Corporate Social Responsibility in Valpo—seemed pretty interesting and we had the beginnings of a conversation about the nature and role of enterprise. But soon the subjects of how annoying the “German mafia” at her uni was, or how tacky this or that or something else was, started getting a bit repetitive.

At some point, I returned from the washroom and a local had joined in the conversation obviously with the intent to sell something. He was 61 years old, and had a short grey beard, dark skin and was wearing fatigues with a beret. He quickly turned to the subject of the ongoing, never ending, revolution of the people of South America. You could feel the yearning in his voice when he spoke of the 1970-1973 period. He said it was the best times Chile had had and that, after, everything had changed. However brutal the Allende government had actually been here (only heard that one from a single person: a Player on the Chilean cricket team, who I’d meet later, but he had a bit of mala onda to him… so I dunno the real story there), this guy seemed like he’d been—and still was—firmly on the side of the people, and I respect that.

A revolutionary visits our table

He had something good, and revolutionary-related, to say about all the nations represented at our table. When someone spilled the beans about me, he tilted his head and stroked his beard… “yes, yes, Canada, Montreal. I can’t remember… what is the name, where you are from?” I guessed he meant Quebec, and he jump and exclaimed “Ah oui! Les Quebecois! Les Quebecois! They are fighters, as well, les Quebecois!” beaming a huge smile.

I’m uncertain whether he was living out on the street, but his income was derived from the jewelry he made of onyx and other stones. Instead of making a sale, he just gave an earring to one of the Norwegian girls and was on his way.

The party was just starting for these guys, but I was exhausted and bid them farewell. By the time I was ready to try out my upper level bunk in the shared room, it was 02h30. Shane was in the common area, with a few other people, having a cigarette or ten to ensure his voice would never return. We managed to have a talk, then, and he showed me pictures of Mendoza (Argentina). I’d been thinking of going, if only to cross the Andes by bus, and he talked of the place as somewhere he would love to live: a burning sun but with every street shaded by rows of trees, a beautiful and quiet town but where you could party all night if you felt like it. Not a bad sales pitch.

Turns out we we in the same room. I prepped and crawled into bed as quietly as I could, but feared that the alcohol might put me in big-snore mode. Don’t think it was much of a problem, my sleep was light and disturbed regularly by movement, the return of revellers, and someone’s checking around 6 am.  Got a call around 7am: the guys who were supposed to take me out the night before… not sure what it was about, but it was a little late for partying by that point.  Not a very restful night.

Day 4: Walk this way

Tough morning, but nice sun

The night was long and arduous… seems I had a good sip of local water, somehow, and my system was definitely not immune from my visit from a year ago. By morning, I still felt tired but somewhat better.

The day would be a day of discovery through walking. The plan was to find a few recurring areas from the various agencies, and a promising site—http://www.portalinmobiliario.com—I’d managed to get from some Australians intercepted on the street, and walk around looking for signs or simply asking the front desk if they had rentals available.

Early Plaza de Armas

Walk I did, with Plaza de Armas as a rallying point, I walked east to Lastaria (metro Bella Artes), a very urban area nicely located and filled with activity. I think it pretty much around Mosqueto and Santo Domingo, where there’s a nice park before turning into asphalt desert and the rio Mapocho.

Screechy Preachy: you, yes YOU, are a siiiiiner!

Then north, across the Mapocho, to barrio Patronato: not a place I’d like to have to go late at night. It was dry, downtrodden, and looked like the kind of place that would be completely dead by nightfall.

Barrio Patronato--not so cool.
Vinegar youths

... everywhere!

One thing that kept coming up were the small hords of dirty, and smelly—but not just regular I-haven’t-washed-in-weeks smelly, more like dipped-in-vinegar smelly—youths panhandling pretty much everywhere. I’d seen, and been perplexed by, the same last time around and they seemed more numerous than ever.

Well, I finally got an explanation: no they aren’t some weird subspecies that crop up in South American cities. Well, in a way they are, as I’ve never seen anything like it up north… in any case, they are the hapless victims of university initiations forced into smelly servitude as a right of passage.

Circled around a few times, not much luck seeing any kinds of posted signs. A few of the buildings I enquired with actually had temp rentals, including some really nice ones near Santo Domingo and Mac Iver, but none of them were ever available–blast you, U2 concert! Many would be free soon, but only on the 27th, after the show.

Back to Plaza de Armas

At the Moneda St*rbucks, got some refreshment and connectivity. Managed to talk with a few advertisers from Portal Inmobiliario, by phone, which was pretty difficult but worked out rather well. One woman had an interesting place, just south of where I was a little passed Alameda (the common name for O’Higgins). She told me to call back tomorrow, as it was occupied until then.

horse on steroids park
Horse-on-roids park
Bellas Artes Metro
MySpace pic!

I walked down to check out the area. Seems like south of O’Higgins is almost always the wrong side of the tracks. Just in front of La Moneda, there’s a nice public space, with vendors and fountains, but things degrade quickly.

I enquired about apartments with two people who were exiting a building. They started providing suggestions but were interrupted by a woman in a nearby kiosko. She said she knew of someone who was renting and had a place available. She called to confirm, and gave me a number to call in 45 minutes. She wasn’t too clear on where it was, other than a little bit further south, but seemed nice and I pocketed the number for Daniella, the owner.

Daniella said the people were vacating and that I should call back around five. Ambling back up north, I encountered a few friendly doorman, who usually had nothing for me but could point me to some add posted near the elevator, with a number for an agency or an owner renting to tourists. Most were dead ends or way out of my price range. Back at Plaza de Armas, the screeching preachers and sunshine were starting to get to me.

I managed to get disoriented somewhere southwest of the centre, and walked for a long time trying to stay in the shadows and drinking agua sin gas like mad. Finally found my way back to the pedestrian Ahumada, and got in touch with Daniella. “Oh my, you’re far. Call me when you’re at O’Higgins”.

Walked there and called. “Ok, walk directly south, 3 blocks to San Antonio”. So, I took a right and walked a block in order to approach our rendez-vous from the west—with the sun at my back—and have a bit of a preview rather than being an easy target. Then I walked down the three blocks. Hm, not the right street… kept going a bit, one, two… ok, I made another call. Told Daniella where I was: “Stay there, I’ll come and get you”, “Uh, no way, I’ll come to you” was my answer. “Yes, ok, continue just a little more”.

Not sure I want to live here...

Walked down two more big blocks and got a call: “Where are you?” This was getting pretty damn fishy, and the fact that I stood out like a giant sore thumb in this neighbourhood didn’t help. Couldn’t imagine coming down here late at night and all this seemed like a trap. “I’m at Eyzaguirre now”. “Oh, well I can’t see you, I am near the big dog”. No idea what she was talking about, as I was a block west.

So she was at some different cross-street than expected. That was enough for me, I called it off and started walking back immediately. “Puuuucha”, she exclaimed. I told her it had been a much longer walk than expected and that I wouldn’t be happy, that I could get the something next to the metro for the same price. Really, the whole thing seemed too fishy. She seemed disappointed but understanding. Might not have been a trap, sure smelled like one though, and all I can really count on here is my guts, so that was that.

Made it back to Nuble, barely. Felt like I was going to fall on my face at any moment… might have been the exercise from the day before, the stomach troubles from the night, sunstroke from the rays tapping all day—probably a combination of all three—but I was feverish, and could hardly move. Went to bed at nine, with every muscle in my body aching.

Back to Nunoa... what a view.

Day 3: Sunshine and banking

Start of a beautiful day

Ah, sunshine! Awoke to a glorious sunny day like I remembered, and that helped my mood a whole lot. Actually took the time to do a bit of TACFit, I nice little portable exercise program, and then did another check of the HomeChile site. Turns out, if you don’t specify “Providencia” in g00gle maps, you get pointed to the middle of nowhere but the actual offices are actually right next to the Los Leones metro station—i.e. where I went the day before.

Happysunshine walk

Found my way out of the little mall that surrounds the subway station, and headed to the Banco de Chile, to see if I could find some place to store the cash I’d slowly been amassing for rent. The guard sent me across the street, to banco Edwards, for all things opening account related.

Los Leones exit mall

Los Leones from the outside

At banco Edwards, a spacious, quiet, cold and serious metal, glass and stone affair, I was eventually greeted by a friendly front desk clerk. She let me know that they required CH700,000 (about $1400) just to open an account. Woah… even if I wanted to (uncertain, ’cause honestly that seemed weird), it’d take me days to withdraw that much from ATMs, because of security caps on my account. She let me know that other banks in the Banco de Chile family would be less, like around CH500,000 to open an account. Hm, awesome.

I tried the Scotiabank. It was still austere, but warmer and in some way more human, and actually got to sit down with somebody. She was more informative: to get a cuenta corriente in Chile (a standard checking account), you need not only a RUT but two years worth of steady income in the governmental records. All this was because of the awesome power you get with a checkbook, wow. What if I don’t care about checks? Ah, well the plebe can always get una cuenta RUT, which is a checking account without the checks (meaning just a simple debit card and place to stow cash).

“Perfect, sign me up.” “You can get there from here”… Scotiabank doesn’t sell that product, she said. I’d have to try Banco Estado, where they seem to handle the little people like me. She gave me directions, and handshake and sent me on my way.

Banco Estado, the self-service bank

At Banco Estado, they’ve got the cuenta RUT. But no service. Neither spacious, nor austere, the place was like a bus terminal. I asked about who to talk to, and was directed towards a red phone on the wall. Oh boy, a phone… that would be easy. When I picked up I heard it autodial, though barely, through a ton of static. The automated system at the other end told me to enter my RUT, then moments after I did, said it would be unable to handle my request and call back later. A little relieved, I hung up and gave up.

The HomeChile offices were lost in the corner of a large building and sparsely decorated. There was less english expertise, but I got by en espanol. Mostly. The short story is that they didn’t have much available and that the subset that would accept renting for a single month was much smaller and they’d usually charge a bit extra. There was one I was interested in: the pictures were promising, the location was good. But in addition to the rent, there were extra gastos (building expenses, plus lights and maybe water, too) and they wanted an additional month’s rent as a deposit–all at once, all in cash if I didn’t have a bank account.

They understood that there were limits to how much I could withdraw from the ATM in short periods and offered to keep a smaller deposit and my passport as a guarantee. Not interested in that. I couldn’t visit the apartment immediately, as the owner lived out of the city. They contacted him, and he could come down on Sunday… when they’d be closed. I was on full paranoid mode, so I found all this fishy, but said I’d confirm I was still interested on Friday and I’d see the place before renting. Stayed in a hotel room, once, in San Diego that smelled like pee… wasn’t interested in that either, so I wanted to see how it was and that it was real, before moving forward.

Express Lider supermarket

On the way back through the minimall, I stopped off at the express Lider for a little breakfast goodies and hoping to contribute a bit to the food en la casa. Found a few things, even the sought-after nutella, but hardly any selection in terms of peanut butter and such. Somehow, I always feel most alien in supermarkets.

We don't need no stinkin' fridge
Escape!

I proudly returned with honey, cheese, cold cuts and such. I’d later find out that I was the only one who would touch everything but the ham… ah well.

By the afternoon, the party was already starting with neighbours and grandchildren and puppies and … I was dead tired, and had a turbulent stomach, so ended up going to bed really early.

Neighbours and puppies and nephews oh my